40s-queen:

my favorite scene ever

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mrmojorisinn:

I could pee on this.

I AM ACTUALLY LAUGHING SO HARD I AM CRYING SOMEONE GET ME THIS BOOK

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tastefullyoffensive:

There are two kinds of parrots…

tastefullyoffensive:

There are two kinds of parrots…

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tardistiles:

sp00kyqueer:

sp00kyqueer:

Something I realised, after having to help many international tourists count out their change, is that American coins don’t actually have the number value on them??? Like no wonder all these poor tourists are so confused

like

image

it just fucking says one “dime”

what the fuck is a dime

how much is it worth

whose idea was this

oh my god i never even realized that what the hell we all just sort of know what they’re worth through some sixth sense bullshit

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thatsanita:

So that’s what it’s used for

thatsanita:

So that’s what it’s used for

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edwardspoonhands:

tyleroakley:

peterfromtexas:

Next time you go walking around barefoot in the water…

NOPE

Next time a slice of pizza gets anywhere near me.


Ahh, Las Vegas.

Ahh, Las Vegas.

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slylingualdina:

exploringplaces:

zafojones:

Circus Tree: Six individual sycamore trees were shaped, bent, and braided to form this.

Wauwwww

these are in my hometown, holllaaa

slylingualdina:

exploringplaces:

zafojones:

Circus Tree: Six individual sycamore trees were shaped, bent, and braided to form this.

Wauwwww

these are in my hometown, holllaaa

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kikaijima:

a redditor recounts the day he met robin williams.

kikaijima:

a redditor recounts the day he met robin williams.

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videohall:

For some reason a bird speaking Japanese is mildly off putting.

> Literal translation

Bird:” ‘Uhm Hello, this is the Ono family.”

Bird: “What’s wrong?”

Owner: “Abe-chan, you’re a little too early. Once the phone’s picked up, then properly say hello.”

Bird: “Okay, understood.”

Owner: “Do you really understand? I’m counting on you. Hello, this is the Ono family residence in Gifu.”]

Bird: “Okay, I understand!”

Owner: “Got it.”

> That’s clearly some sort of Pokemon.

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icezex:

mr-anxiety:

uglyboyzclub:

tumblr users be like

the music is perfect

"you can ask someone from the 1980s and they’re not gonna know"

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So I drove stick for the first time…

My boyfriend was “tired” and made me drive his truck back home…That was ridiculous scary and fucking hilarious. I didn’t actually stall out until I was parking at home, but I did:

-Nearly slammed into the wall from trying to shift and jerking the steering wheel around.

-Flipped over because his truck and old and the brakes need actual strength to slow down and turn.

-Almost got hit from the back by a car because I initially forgot how to fucking shift when I started.

At the end, I laughed so hard I could barely breathe. It was fun, and nice to know I didn’t complete suck by his standard.

We also went off-roading for about 2hrs and I got to see soooo many stars! It was amazingly fun and gorgeous.


soccer-mom:

screwsociety:

lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

"I’M BLEEDING….. that’s okay i can still do it"

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO EVER

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1950sunlimited:

Showgirls
Las Vegas, Nevada 1957
photo: Elliot Erwitt

1950sunlimited:

Showgirls

Las Vegas, Nevada 1957

photo: Elliot Erwitt

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chimeracorp:

Wakko is a chaos god

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