ex0skeletal:

Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.

(via cheetobow)


(via savonaut)


(via savonaut)



matthewgraygublet:

someone in marketing was mad proud of this idea you can just tell

matthewgraygublet:

someone in marketing was mad proud of this idea you can just tell


What it’s like being an adult

Having a great day because you were able to pay your electric bill and still have some money for take out.


She so excited to run. #dogs #germanshepard #nighttimefun

She so excited to run. #dogs #germanshepard #nighttimefun


It’s 7:15am and I’m waiting in line for the DMV just to open.

But guess who has a license!??

(I do)

And I didn’t even have to take any test. Didn’t realize my FL license wasn’t suspended.

Whoop whoop!


It’s 7:15am and I’m waiting in line for the DMV just to open.



heyfunniest:

what

heyfunniest:

what

(via savonaut)


(via cheetobow)


cool cyberpunk tip

edwardspoonhands:

helioscentrifuge:

ranyakumo:

when referring to people, use “glitch” instead of “bitch”. call them glitches. say theyre being glitchy. not only do you get to avoid using a misogynistic slur, you can also imply that their negativity is an anomaly in the web grid of your life and thus needs to be patched

I REALLY LIKE THIS ACTUALLY

…I’m down…



Maybe if I post this I’ll feel pretty. #sarcasm #INeedEyebrows

Maybe if I post this I’ll feel pretty. #sarcasm #INeedEyebrows